Hito's Cinematic Universe Vol. 2 - Netflix and Chill

by Miah Dennis


On a cold and stormy night Laurence was in bed alone wondering why the fuck he was so bored. After scrolling down his fashion filled feed on instagram he decided he wanted to fuck somebody. He scrolled through his contacts looking for someone who would respond to a 3 am booty call. He decided upon Henryk- his bottom-back bitch. After calling him Laurence began to clean his room up a little so Henryk wouldn't know he's a dirty whore. At around 3:52 am Laurence heard a knock on the door signifying Henryk was there. Laurence opened the door to Henryk, his cleaned hair in a bun and wearing brand new pajamas.

As Henryk and Laurence started to talk, he realized Henryk was actually there so they could watch horror movies on netflix together no to smash. Because Laurence didn't want Henryk to think he was a slut Laurence just turned on Family Guy. About 30 minutes in Laurence began to feel frisky, so he started to rub his hand up against Henryk's thigh. "Hey bro can I PLEASE watch this in peace" Henryk yelled at Laurence, slapping his long ass fingered hand away.

Laurence realized that he wasn't getting any ass anytime soon so he got up to get a bowl of stale cinnamon toast crust mixed with trix. Henryk walked into the kitchen and started looking through Laurence's fridge for something to eat. Of course Henryk found nothing and began questioning Laurence on why he didn't have any food. "Look bro Imma be honest I just cleaned out all my cabinets and fridge, and I invited you over to get some fucking ass and we've watched about four episodes of family guy already. If I'm not getting any ass soon you can go home broski" Laurence said in an annoyed tone.

"BRO YOU BOOTY CALLED ME! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT? I WAS TRYNA GET PIPED!" Henryk shouted back.

Then they did the do and were happy.


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